(dan logs in)
LOKIE: haha, I'm gonna visit deeps and her man dan can't stop me!
DAN: *blink* *blink*
LOKIE: have you visited your lovely love bug, sir?
DEEPS: we already knew he isn't man enough
DAN: She hasn't sent me a single invitation! Not a one! She's left me high and
with not a word!
Did I _invite_ Lokie???
LOKIES: (dude, if I waited for an invitation I'd never see anyone ;9 )
IAN: dan, it was your moral imperative to search every mountain, comb every
valley, and scour the deserts to find your deepali.
EMILY: one doesn't *invite* the lokie. one lights candles, draws pentagrams,
and hopes for the best.
DEEPS: sob! I never thought I would have to _invite_ the man who proposes to
MO: one uses the right lure and paints the pentagram w/ epoxy
LOKIE: hey, I like candles... and pentagrams...
DAN: After all the times you said you wanted distance, and time to think it
over (at least, that's how I translated your screams) I didn't want to impose
on your space. I'm doing the best I can!
IAN: and you took her literally? ;9
I should have known you never really meant all those things you said!
MO: of course not deeps. he's a theoretical mathematician. you need better
taste in guys.
DAN: Oh, my darling Deepsipoo, I've been holding myself back all this time
because I thought I was causing you pain. If you're saying that's not the
DEEPS: hey I am not the one who went to him and begged for his affection
DAN: Begged! *Begged!*
MO: remember, all these things he's saying, in his head is just klein bottles
LOKIE: mo, you're so cruel! you're just forcing deepali to remember the pain!
DAN: Oh, I don't know what to do! There's no good way out of this.
DEEPS: ::cries loudly::
He lied to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOKIE: (plan a trip!)
DEEPS: you didn't mean any of those things you said you me.
MO: lie - logically false statement
DAN: That's not true! I meant them all!
LOKIE: LIE - Long Island Expressway
DEEPS: (planning a trip would be too sensible and manly for him!)
MO: this is getting ugly. please take it off the class onto primetime
DAN: I sit here and take all these insults --- do I ever retaliate? Do I ever
anything in response? No! I just do what I think is best for Deepali, no
matter how much it hurts.
DEEPS: so you admit that you don't even respond!
DAN: I do respond. But I never insult you back.
DEEPS: don't you see dan? that's what she *wants*
you're jus tnot giving it to her
ANDY_S: your refusal to be insulting disgusts me.
back in my day, my pledge sibs could insult a nail into a wall,
straight, with no hammer, and pry it out again with another insult.
EMILY: dan - i think the only way out of your dilemma is to write a poem
expressing your true feelings
MO: I'm your tautology, cause I'll always be true
DEEPS: now you are accusing me of intentionally hurting you!
DAN: I said no such thing.
DEEPS: Sure you didnt' say it. Its called being _passive aggressive_!
DAN: I won't get into this.
JEFF: I'm not sure you're being clear to anyone about what you want here,
Deepali. i'm sure if you just state it clearly, Dan would do his best to
He doesn't "want to get into this"
and now he doesn't even know what I want!
JEFF: do you know what you want, Deeps?
EMILY: at the rate you're crying, i think what you want is a canoe to float
yourself to boston
LOKIE: ok, dan, I think it's time you give up, tear her apart, and
find a new girl- to be particularly harsh, a cute widdle
freshman at uiuc ;9
DEEPS: thats what you have wanted all along, haven't you?
LOKIE: I should have made popcorn first
DAN: No! I will do no such thing!
LOKIE: (gah, now I have the image of the sketchy-greasy-dan. that
is soooooo wrong ;9 )
MO: this is waht reality tv does to you
DEEPS: mo, I dont' think you understand the sentiments involved here!
LOKIE: no, this is what 2 valentine's days does ;9
MO: ignorance is bliss deepali.
DEEPS: he is ignoring me :(
I'll just shut-up now.
LOKIE: aw, poor deepali...